Tips. My Tips.

V-day is coming.
MSN nicks :

• "Will you be my Valentine?"
• "Anyone free on Valentine Day?"
• "Fuck off Valentine."
• "Damn, dateless on Valentine Day."
• "I wanna be your Valentine."
• "We're so far apart. It will be one lonely Valentine this year."

Okie, here's the deal, I have no fucking idea why everyone is so keen of Valentine Day?! Can't get a date? Big deal. I don't have a date. And let me tell you, boyfriends after boyfriends, I have never celebrate Valentine before. Why? Cause it's a L-A-M-E day. Why waste $$ to buy incredibly expensive gifts for your partner when in the end, you guys break up? Damn I will be crying over the money rather than the break-up [I know right, so evil.]

Maybe [take note : MAYBE], I'll celebrate V-day with my husband / husbands [God knows how many husbands I'll have next time] only.

Okie, nevermind 'bout that. That's only my opinion. Some might disagree. So, here am I, trying to give tips for those guys out there who wanna impress girls [or me] during V-day.

1. Girls like me and Stella [the not romantic people] do not appreciate guys who give flowers during V-day. Why? Old-fashioned. Flowers are meant to be thrown away at the end of the day. Carrying flowers around Orchard Road is so ma fan.
2. Expensive jewelry or iPod or Handphones. Girlfriends who accept the bling-bling[s] are not that good of a person. Expensive means $100+ I know some people can go to the extend of spending $1000+ Why? Why? Wanna show off? Sorry, we're not impressed. By accepting those gifts, it's a clear msg sent, "I'm only after the $$$"
3. Boxes of chocolate sent home. Want us to get fat is it?
4. 2 tickets to Japan [or anywhere]. Wanna fuck us? Spit it out. Don't use this "I wanna spend my V-day with you, at a special place" reason.
5. Star gazing at the beach. I rather go peel bananas.

For me, stuffs that will really make some girls [me] go "aww" are.....

1. A nice dinner. Okie, obviously not hawker centre. But he doesn't need to reserve the whole restaurant or go to Crystal Jade. Seoul Garden or sushi [my favourite, duh...] is fair enough.
2. A day out at the Theme Park. Ride Roller Coaster together. That will be extremely sweet. Seriously.
3. Prepare a nice romantic dinner at home. COOK IT YOURSELF!! or perhaps, cook together. Create the right ambience. It's a way to show you really do care.
4. Buy her favourite band album. You can just burn one. But make sure you give your best in decorating the CD cover. That shows that you've really put in efforts.
5. Rent DVD-s after DVD-s. Stay at home, watch all of them, together. Cuddle up. Popcorn. Pizza. Wine. Whatever. It will be fun.
6. Okie, this one is a bit out of the question. Perhaps, collect your old clothes, sew them into a pouch or anything for your girlfriend. It's not meant to be used [maybe she can, if she wants to], but to be kept as a sweet memory that actually there's a guy who bothers to sew for her!
7. If your girlfriend is that type who likes to read a lot, bring her to the book store. Let her choose any books she wants, and pay for it. Yeah, this is only for those who are filthy rich, cause apparently, books aren't that cheap.
8. Paint a portrait of her, by YOURSELF. Don't ask her to pose for you. Paint her according to your own memory, what you remember her as.
9. Compile all your photos with her in a photo album, in a creative way. But of course, make sure you already have a hell lots of photo taken with her. 50 photos are too little.

There you go. Don't you think it's so much better than giving flowers and jewels? I mean, it costs so much cheaper and more creative [well, not all]. Think creative boys. I would like to wish all of you Happy V-day in advance, and goodluck.

Warning: These suggestions do not work on every single girls. Different people need different approach. So please classify your date carefully. Any misfortune I will not be responsible. Thank you.

2 more days. Damn I'm loving John Legend. He was simply fabulous at the Grammy.